CALL THE CORONER
When you're in your 'golden years' and living alone, there's a distinct possibility that no one will know you've died until the odor of a decaying body becomes too much to ignore. I didn't worry about that scene until I thought about Paddy suffering alongside my cold, dead body. I recently mentioned my concern to some friends, who suggested I ask Marcy to contact me daily. Marcy has her hands full with a demanding career, two young children, and a husband. She doesn't need one more task added to an already overwhelming day, so I asked her to text me daily. After two days of receiving a text with the question, "Are you alive?" simultaneously, I realized that she had programmed the message. I began to humor myself by responding with pictures of various distressed women. She was working close by yesterday when I received the daily message. Me: "No." Marcy: "I guess I'll send the coroner."