GEEZER DATING: Talking Nonstop about the Deceased Wife

Newsflash from the online geezer dating site:
We had plans to meet for coffee on Saturday.  Thankfully, he suggested that we first have a phone conversation. After listening for 45 minutes about how perfect his now-deceased wife was, there was a pause.  It was at that point I realized I had been sleeping. It's no wonder that I'm still single. I'll be having coffee by myself on Saturday! 😉



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