GEEZER DATING: The Married Guy Living Next Door to His Wife

More news from the Geezer online dating site:  He just couldn't figure out why very few women wanted to date him, as he was 'such a good guy.'  I think I know.  About 30 minutes into lunch, he shared the following info: "I've been separated from my wife for several years.  She lives next door.  I hate her."  I inquired, "Why don't you get a divorce?"  He replied, "Well, I'd lose half my retirement funds."  Later, he asked, "So, when are we going out again?"  My response..."We're not."



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